Tuesday, May 01, 2007

The Afflack Duck Will Fly Again

Afflack has contacted the Marketing Wizard and informs us the duck is safe. A misinformed executive had threatened its life, but the duck has been rescued. The duck reportedly is resting comfortably following this unsuccessful assassination attempt. The Afflack duck is expected to fully recover and resume commercial work. The Marketing Wizard agrees with this decision. Readers are asked to keep the Afflack duck and his family in their prayers during these emotional times.


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